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To celebrate one year closer to death...
"Every birthday is one day closer to my grave."
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Your father's cumiversary
Happy birthday , you little shit
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a day that you celebrate the day you were born
birthday tomorrow
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Birthday the day I came out of a stomach
My moms a pussy, she had a c-section, that's my birthday
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A day to commemorate the fact that you were the fastest swimmer in your dad's ballsack
Person: What's your greatest achievement
You: I won a race against 500 Million participants. On my birthday none the less.
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A great day indeed, 'specially if you have friends (not those imaginary ones hidden in your closet).
"I see it is Gregs birthday today....."
"yes it is."
"I go to dentist for you, yeah?"
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