Something that means nothing. Much like blah. Often used when there is no real answer.
Stephen: Are you doing anything?
Travis: blag....
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"Sick Blag"
To 'blag', or lie extensively, to a colleague, work mate, spouse or close friend.
Mitch - "I'm Really sorry boss, there's been a; Death in the family/my dogs died/my mother has rabies/it's the apocalypse/I've got aids/I slept with your sister last night (and she was faaannnnttasssstic)
Boss - " That sounds like a fuckin' sick blag to me kid"
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to be annoyingly confused by something
dude1:-your mum's your dad's grandma
dude2:-woah youre blagging my head!
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The internet. Origin not fully known. Most likely has roots in the word "blog", and the idea that the internet is constructed of a series of pipes that transport information from place to place in the same manner and with striking metaphorical reference to sewage.
Steve: "Hey Bill, watchya doin?"
Bill: "Eh, just surfin the blag-o-toobz"
Steve: "Word."
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Means to flex on everything you buy but no-one actually cares.
Person 1: Like my watch? Spent ten thou on it
Person 2: Stop blagging.
The practice, nay, ART of making up food as you go along to cover a previous mistake.
Usually used in a professional capacity in Restaurants when you have run out of something, but haven't told the customer, or making something you've forgotten to do.
Example 1:
Chef #1:Hey dude, this bag of prawns isn't cooked
Ninja Chef:Stick them in the Dishwasher
Chef #1:That guy is a true "Cordon Blag" artist.
Example 2:
Chef 1#: We haven't got any lamb curry left
Ninja chef: Just chop up a lamb shank, add roast vegetables, curry paste and microwave. Done.
Chef #1: Isn't that unethical
Ninja Chef: Silence you!