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1. v. to get owned.
Showin the 'blain'
1. phrase. someone who is blainin is simply showin the 'blain'
Important Housekeeping
1. The word 'blain' cannot be overused if the person saying the it is drunk or high.
2. The word is especially acceptable and encouraged to be used when the person getting owned is drunk or high or the person using the word is drunk or high.
3. The blain voice is highly encouraged
EX. 1
Chap: Mac, what is wrong with your face?
Mac: I fell on it while I was blackout drunk lastnight.
Chap: Blaind!!!
EX. 2
Eric: Garrett, why the fuck did you just shove me in the pool?
Garrett: BLAIND YAH!
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A combination of "bland" and "plain" and I totally used it to describe myself on AIM, thinking it was a word. :)
A synonym for it can be such as "melancholy" but with dry emotion or such as slight "apathy"
A-"How was your day today?"
B-"I don't know, I've been pretty blaine all day, it's my medicine that does it to me."
A-"What do you mean?"
B-"I mean like, I've been out of it and nothing excited me today unusually, it just felt like I was forced onto a kiddie ride at Six Flags."
A-"oh."
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blaine anderson is a fictional character, who is in glee, played by none other than DARREN CRISS (who many people including myself simp for). he has an
amazing singing voice, and in my opinion one of the strongest out of the glee club.
blaine anderson has some of the best dance moves and is also iconic for his unconventional love for hair gel, his nickname “blaine warbler”, his hilarious dramatic lines and reactions throughout the show and much much more!
here’s an iconic blaine anderson quote to take away with you today:
“ladies and gentlemen, telling anyone what they can and cannot put into their hair is disgusting. it’s the first step towards tyranny my friends. next thing you know they’ll start burning books... and then they’ll probably start burning people too.”
person 1: i’m loving glee, i’m on season 5 already!
person 2: aaaaaaa yesss i finished it a month ago, blaine anderson is deeeeefinitely my favourite character
person 1: ohmygod same! i love blaine anderson he’s so funny!
the best character on quite possible the best tv show ever, glee. he’s breathtakingly gorgeous and his voice is perfect. quite possibly the love of my life even though he doesn’t really exist. kurt hummel is his soulmate and if ANYONE comes between them i will attack you.
oh my god, that man has the best voice ever and he is gorgeous!!
he must be blaine anderson!
A dapper young gentleman from the show Glee, who is part of the Dalton Warblers, an a Capella singing group. He is openly gay and currently dating Kurt Hummel. Has a penchant for jumping on furniture.
That Blaine Anderson is so dapper and ridiculously adorable I want to pince his cheeks.
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the act of having sex doggie-style & pulling out (seemingly accidentally) @ which point you allow another male to take over, unknown to the recipient. At this point the first male sneaks out & reappears to the recipient, preferably by waving through a window from the outside.
Me & Nate pulled a David Blaine on Jennifer the other night. She totally freaked when she saw me waving through the window! It was awesome!
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A canon aspect of Blaine Anderson (from glee)'s sexuality since circa episode 4x16, Feud, but popularized much earlier, thanks to the wonders of Blaine's ass and fanfiction. There are still debates around its canon-hood, probably because its almost too good to be true. We here at UrbanDictionary have patience and sympathy for that. They'll come around.
klainer 1: hey, do you think kurt ever tops blaine?
klainer 2: of course he does, bottom!blaine is canon! didn't you watch feud?
klainer 1: I did, but I thought it meant switch!blaine or versatile!bottom!blaine is canon?
klainer 2: oh honey, that "not really?!" had zero conviction. i betcha also thought we were supposed to believe kurt never picks out his clothes.
klainer 1: wait, so... you really think he wants the D?
klainer 2: he wants the D, and only the D.
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