Jaylen Bland

If you happen to have one of these people , hold on and enjoy them while you can . They will feel like the best thing that has ever happened to you , but it will feel like total shit whenever they leave . while your with them you might think , they won't ever leave me , but trust me they will . Don't hold on so tightly , trying to save you the trouble . But overall their a pretty good amazing person , and is very impactful . :) - niyah5kid

I love you Jaylen Bland but I hate you at the same time :)

bland yam

n.
-plain girl
-a boring girl who blends in
-below standard

"You're dating Ann? She's such a bland yam."

Bland umami

A person who is flavorful yet he/she doesn't live to his/her full flavor. This person is exciting but doesn't act on his/her wants or feelings.

She's such bland umami

Madi Bland

The biggest slut you will ever meet.

You know Madi Bland? That sucks!!!!!!!

bland gay

A homosexual who likes a handful of people of the opposite sex. This term is used to mock those who use “spicy straight”

“Those kpop guys are lowkey hot.”
“But you’re gay lol.”
“No. I’m a ✨bland gay✨.”

bland out

Defines a state of boredom or a lost sense of direction. Can also be used to define a "choke" or "whiff".

1.Damn dude I feel bland out, there's nothing useful about me.

2.Sheesh bro you bland out that clutch though but good try.

3. You good? You bland out on B site bro, bomb planted on A.