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Description of the comfort one gets from the warmth and envelopment of watersports.
She sought refuge under the non-judgemental cover of the liquid blanket.
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Feet blankets are when you wear socks to bed to keep your feet warm.
My feet we so cold last night I left my feet blankets on tonight.
I was slush doggin in the middle of the night, and had to get up. Glad I had my feet blankets on cause the tile was cold
a discarded woolen. a lost scarf or glove.
you've left a squirrel blanket, honey. pick up your mitten!
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Descriptive term, referring to laying a piece of toilet tissue on the water thus preventing splash back once a turd has been pinched out.
He layed the fireman's blanket, protecting himself from the inevitable soaking in the wake of his crap.
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When a person (usually one, can be more) lies on one end of a blanket and rolls to the other side with the starting end held, wrapping themselves up in the blanket. When finished they look just like a burrito.
Or a pig in a blanket, just with a human and an actual blanket
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descriptive noun
Describes a person who essentially ruins other people's fun, either because they openly disapprove of what other people are doing, or because their unpleasant attitude annoys or depresses everyone who would otherwise be enjoying themselves, if it weren't for that person acting like a 'wet blanket'.
The term is probably American in origin, first being used as slang in the mid 1800's. It was meant to compare a person to a wet blanket used to extinguish fires by smothering them, similar to how such a person would "extinguish" fun and excitement in social situations. Another, more modern interpretation of the term likens a dislikable or overbearing person to the aggravating, uncomfortable feeling of being covered by a blanket when it's wet.
"William was at the party last night and kept bumming everyone out by lecturing them about the 'dangers of alcohol and drugs'. Ha!"
"Yeah, that guy is such a wet blanket."
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Any type of cloth used as a substitute for a tissue.
I have plenty of tissues around my house but I always seem to use my sleeve as a booger blanket instead.
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