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Poon Booker

One who makes copious Facebook updates about his life in order to appease the poon, with limited success.

What a Poon Booker, if he think all those status updates are getting him any pussy, he's got another thing coming!

by F_loot March 29, 2011


Life Booker

Someone who constantly acts in real life as they would on facebook. (Ex. Someone who shows you pictures all of the time, passes notes, announces what they are doing later to everyone they see.)

Dude Chris is a major life booker, he showed me like five memes yesterday that I didn't even want to see.

by Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick January 29, 2013


Booker

An individual who is incredibly odd or as some might say... booky

That girl is an absolute Booker

by FlipsTuesday January 25, 2024


Booker

A mommier version of pookie/pookie wookie, its mostly used from submissive women or trans men.

Person 1: well hello there booker~
Person 2: uhm- uh- uh... *explodes in shyness*

by N_Voided July 25, 2024


booker

an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to the slammer or big house.

boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.

boy b) why in the devil's horn are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?

by Sexydimma June 2, 2012


booker

an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to the slammer or big house.

boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.

boy b) I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?

by Sexydimma September 18, 2012


booker

an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to jail

boy a): just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience.

boy b) why in the devil's name are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night.

by Sexydimma December 30, 2013