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an ex boyfriend is someone you hang out with and get peer pressured to have sex with.
an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.
an ex boyfriend breaks up with you because you didn't want to give him head
an ex boyfriend gets what he deserves by smoking to much weed and getting erectile dysfunction now nobody want him.
my ex boyfriend is a cunt and a absolute dick
The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.
Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.
Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
August 5th is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!
You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?
You:No, national ex boyfriend day!
1👍 1👎
A boyfriend ex, is the boy you dated but is now your ex.
Bf ex is the boy you still like who still likes you back even though y’all broke up.
This isn’t a regular ex, y’all still text, talk & call. You want to get back together and don’t plan on seeing anyone else. But are broken up for the mean time for what ever reason.
Broken up or on a break thingy but both want to get back together we just have things to work on first.
1 “I’m so glad you are broke up with that kid max”
2 “yeah, move on”
3 “Ew no I still love him, he still loves me to we snap every day”
2 “we’ll he’s your ex now, ex boyfriends stay in the past their a ex for a reason”
3 “mmm no he’s my bf ex not ex bf, see bf ex is someone you still want to be with and they still want to be with you”
1 “huh?”
3 “yeah where broke up or on some break thingy but we both want to get back together we just have things to work on first”
A boyfriend ex, is the boy you dated but is now your ex.