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Breeder (n.)(adj.): A person(s) who posess any of the following charecteristics: Sleep with a shotgun, has under half of their teeth, owns, or lives in a home that formerly served as a school bus, has a shanty, or is named cledus or jethro. Also see: Hick, Inbread.
The other day we drove through Allen Town and saw a breeder humping his sister.
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A "D1 Breeder" is a woman that's at a minimum height of 5'10 and is naturally athletic and/or has a Toned Body and is called a D1 breeder because if you reproduce with her your son will have great athletic genetics for height which gives him a better chance to become a Professional Athlete.
Guy 1: My type of woman are the short ones.
Guy 2: I want my son to go to the NFL or NBA so I need a D1 Breeder to be his mama.
Guy 1: My type of woman are the short ones.
Guy 2: I want my son to go to the NFL or NBA so I need and I'm looking for a D1 Breeder to be his mama.
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Another word for Rabbit Scab. Basically a complete piece of shit who has babies to steal more money from those of us who work for a living.
From the looks of that couple with the latest smart phones and fine shoes with ragged ass children in tow who look like they don't see a cent of the free money their parents gleam from the tax paying majority, we have a welfare breeder situation. We are going to need a roll of duct tape and a sterilization kit stat!
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A family headed by a heterosexual couple, generally with children or regarded as having a sexual relationship capable of reproduction.
"It is beyond the American Family Association's charter to promote respect for ALL families. Recognizing rights of members of families headed by same-sex couples confers special rights over each and every bonafide breeder family."
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using your child or children as a reason to not fulfill social or work-related obligations.
"Why isn't Tom at the board meeting?"
"Breeder's privilege. His youngest is sick."
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Jane opted out of the baby shower and gave breeder's privilege as an excuse.
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One who wears a coat or some other kind of thick clothing during hot sunny weather to cover up ones embarrassing body. This tend to affect people who are very obese (creating a greenhouse effect on their already pungent odour) or virgins who are to scared to let the skin meet the sun for fear of judgement by a passing member of the opposite sex.
It's 30°C outside, the sun is shining and there isn't a cloud in the sky so why are you wearing your winter jacket?
Maggot Breeder - "Maggot Breeding mate...".