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noun./ female born in the mid-to-late 1980’s who possesses every attractive quality known to man; authentic, thoughtful and empathetic, but will destroy deliberate assholes; unfailingly loyal; can be stubborn at times and averse to change; smarter than you, so don’t even try to bullshit; built like a brick shit house; mighty, mighty.
Note: imitations began emerging in the mid-to-late 1990’s, along with spelling variations. These cheap copies are easily spotted, as they will not emit the magical and irresistible aura of an original. Confirm baby got back before establishing authenticity.
Dude, if you can’t find a Brittany, don’t settle for a Brittney or even a Britney. The 2 T’s and A are of vital importance.
Brittany is a bad girl who loves to hang out with her friends. Brittany is the cutest girl you have ever seen in the whole world. Brittany has a big ass that attracts all the boys. Brittany is very sexy which makes all boys ask her out. Brittany is a very popular girl.
George: OMFG look at Brittany's Big Ass
Alejandro: I know right im going to ask her out
A celtic nation in europe. Well mostly, it's a region, composed of 5 departments in France, that seek independance since the first wold war, a french scotland if you want
The peoples are the bretons, in the home language it's called 'breizh' and in french 'bretagne'
The flag is the 'gwen ha du' (black and white) which is, to grossly simplify, a american flag with only black and white and 9 hermines at the places of the stars.
The bretons are famous for liking very lot butter (especially the 'salted butter') as a point where they can be drunk with it, the bretons also realy like drinking, and bragging about their celtic heritage. It's always rainy, if you wanted to know, like england (funny cuz in french britain is called 'grande bretagne' the 'great brittany')
oh and acording to french the bretons are on their way to take over the world, maybe true after all we've seen a fest noz (a breton cultural dancing party) in China.
Brittany is a proud celtic country, with ireland, scotland, wales and cornwall.
It's always fucking rainy out there, are you sure you want to go to Brittany?
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Brittany is pretty fucking wild. You can bet your stack of pancakes every guy wants a Brittany. Too bad Brittany only likes Brandon.
Guy: oh man, look at Brittany! I'm going to ask her to be my girl.
Girl: You know she only likes Brandon right?
Guy:...... I wish I was Brandon
the girl nextdoor. a beautiful most of the time funny and stupid girl. We we walk into poles for a reason and pee our selfs from stupidity.
OMG like your such a brittany.
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Can be a lot of fun, if not a little dramatic.
Falls for asshole guys.
Is usally full of crap, telling lie after lie after lie, even if she doesn't really want to.
Does a lot of stuff for attention.
Is freaking beautiful, which can help with her manipulating personality.
Will stand up for her friends when someone tries to break them down; only SHE can mess with her friends!
Eats a lot despite being super skinny.
Wow, that girl is so gorgeous!
Watch out, she's trouble...
What do yo mean?
Her names BRITTANY.
Damn.
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Females whose parents thought the name was beautiful. Mostly over used in the 13-27 year old age bracket. Often mistaken as a slut most brittany's dispise the name for the confusion that they are whores
"I can't believe there is 5 other girls in my class named brittany. and they are all STUPID!"
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