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A sexual act in which the female has her arms and legs ties together with her ass raised up and facing the head board. The male (standing atop the head board) leaps off and dives both fists directly into the female's anus. While still inside, the male rolls onto his back. The female then deep throats him while screaming to the heavens the third book of the Qur'an.
Jake: Dude, I think I'm in love with her.
Bill: Give her an Afghanistan Bulldozer that's what I did with Cindy!
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A dump so huge it can't fit around the S-bend of a toilet
Jesus that bulldozer shite took 3 flushes! I'm of to the shops for a new brush.
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The quality of possessing buttocks so thick and large that a person can easily push their way through a crowd.
Once we're inside the concert let Andrew lead the way since he's got a bulldozer ass.
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A multi-core AMD CPU that will be clocked at 4 GHz and have an unlocked multiplier out of the box and only cost $190 for the low-end quad-core and $290 for the eight-core. Called Bulldozer because it will destroy Intel. Intel fans believe all negative rumors about Bulldozer and disregard positive ones as fake, while AMD fans do the opposite. Bulldozer will be called AMD FX and was scheduled to be released in June 2011 but was postponed to August or September because of problems with Turbo, power management, and clock speeds (Bulldozer supposedly could only reach 4.64 GHz on air and 5.5 GHz on LN2) so AMD could create a B2 stepping that fixes the problems.
Person: Look! This rumor says AMD Bulldozer scored 81917 in PCMark, and it has a pic attached! Doesn't seem certain it's legit though...
Intel fanboy: BS, that's obviously Photoshopped. My $1000 Core i7 990X doesn't get near that. Stupid AMD fans, your poor cheapskate company will never defeat Intel.
AMD fanboy: Haha, Intel fan is just jealous because his overpriced Intel CPU sucks and Sandy Bridge is about to get FX'd just like PIII and P4! This is absolutely true!
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During 69 The Man Turns, Facesits The Woman And Defecates In Her Her Mouth, Then Continues To Have Oral Sex, In The End The Womans Face Looks Like A Construction Site.
Dude Last Night I Gave My Hooker A Cleveland Steamer!
Yea, Well I Gave Mine A German Bulldozer!
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When I’m doggy position with a female, the man slaps his hands against her buttcheeks harder and harder while making construction noises.
Lucille and Carl did the half bulldozer last night
This is when two members of a party (Could be Male + Male, or Male + Female) get a bottle of rubbing alcohol, the one member proceeds to dab some on a cloth,and rub the cloth around the rim of the others asshole.
Then the receiver pans out with his (Or her) ass in the hair, while the other is positioned in a harness attached to a crane and is lifted approx 30 feet in the air, and is dropped at the sound of a horn.
On the way down, the falling member tries desperately to light his penis on fire, and if successful, catches the asshole of the other member on fire, then the objective is to put out the fire by humping, before serious injuries occur.
Ridge: Hey bro, me and my bitch are getting bored with our sex life, any ideas?
Nick: Nigga, you ever tried the flaming bulldozer?
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