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Term: Strafing the bunker, Verb.
Definition:
When a man in a heightened sexual arousal ejaculates onto the outside of a woman's vagina before penetration can occur. It is a specific form of premature ejaculation.
First used by Kizuel on the Madoshi message board.
Example:
Bob: Man how did it go with Cindy last night?
Tom: Oh man it was great, I did have a problem when we got back to her place. She was a little too good and I ended up strafing the bunker.
Bob: .......
Tom: Yeah... so has that ever happened to you?
Bob: Hell no, I get the job done every time.
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A term morons use, particularly when bad weather is afoot, to which they confuse the meaning of "hunker" with. Bunker is a noun, yet hunker is a verb, thus while the words sound similar, when thought of in their linguistic context, one is blatantly wrong.
The storms a comin' we needs to bunker down.
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When a girl's vagina is impenetrable like the steel walls at NORAD.
Note: This was heard on the Free Beer and Hot Wings Show and it was so good that I thought it should be added.
"Man no matter how hard I try I can't get past that girls Cuch Bunker"
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The female equivalent of the man cave. All the women get together and watch all their reality shows and gossip. They have the book club, and Tupperware parties in the Beaver Bunker.
The men went to watch the big game at the bar, so Carol invited all the ladies over to the Beaver Bunker for cocktails, where they all smiled and talked behind each others backs at the same time. They were watching hip hop wives Atlanta.
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The act of only partially coming in ones partners ass, then pulling out and releasing the rest on the ass, legs, etc. This will generally include Santorum, thus making this dirty.
This is in reference to how Hitler was to have shot himself while hiding in his bunker.
See also Hitler's Bunker
After having anal sex, the man gave the woman a Dirty Bunker.
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Skin irritation caused by farting in leather pants, main cause is when pants are sealed tight and a fart is let loose, the pants balloon out causing only fart gas to be exposed to the skin forming bunker itch.
Look at Jim over there in his ballooned out leather pants jumping around and scratching his butt crack, he must have a bad case of the bunker itch
The Dotard's Lair. A physical location The Dotard retreats to during periods of social unrest and upheaval. The Dotard-Bunker can be described as a fairly opulent basement littered with fast food wrappers, spent diet coke cans, printed versions of Twitter's Terms of Service and Mar-A-Lago scorecards with eraser marks.
This is the location from which The Dotard screams at the Governor's of the 50 States for not handling the protesters with enough force.
"I'm coming to you live from the Dotard-Bunker where The Dotard is Twitter-Ranting at protesters"
"Just got a glimpse of The Dotard-Bunker...man, what a Shithole"
"The Dotard-Bunker: Where Pussy-Grabbing is Job 1"