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A person who, without any hesitation will openly eat leftovers or others food, even if others need or desire it. They are known to often take advantage of the five second rule.
"Hey! Joe ate the whole tub of spicy salsa dip, now there's nothing to dip the Doritos in, what a turd burgler."
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n. One who wishes to impede another's progress by irritating and unnecesary means. Usually accompanied with laughter from the one who is burgling.
Man, Ben Smith is really a turd burgler, he totally got in my way!
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Illogical term. Excrement or fudge burgler would be more appropriate.
You can get some of the excrement, but how can you get a whole turd on your willy? Although it's real dumb it is sortonly not as uncreative as most of the other shit, these shitheads make up from their weed and weak genes on Urbandictionary.com.
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A person who licks his own half dried cum from his girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep
Hell dude, I waited till my girl fell asleep then I licked my own cum from the corner of her mouth. Does that make me a spackle burgler?
Someone who's known for stealing from, or fuckin' over their friends or family. Fam burglers usually steal things that are easy to conceal and carry in a coat or pants pocket, a purse or backpack and most likely won't obviously be missed right away.
ROOMMATE: Hey, you seen my phone?
ME: Chris was here at the party last night wadn't he? I bet he took it when he left this morning while you was passed out. I tried to tell you don't let him up in here. That muhfucka's a fam burgler, for real.
Bottomfeeder often of trogloditic orgin. One who is bereft of anything resembling good character. Compulsive theif/liar.
Also dlang for very diminutive slant on ones choosing of sexual preference
That turd burgler fucked my mom and stole my dad's watch after telling me he was at tge movies doinkin his grandma.
The guy who comes and steals the dog shit off your lawn ..
“that son of a bitchin’ turd-Burgler was in my yard last night and he stole all the dog shit !!”