Corona virus is a virus that makes people become Zombies and rush to the stores to buy toilet paper. the reason why people buy a lot of toilet paper is unknown some people even steal hand-sanitizer from the hospitals. When a diarrhea virus becomes a big thing people are gonna start buying nose spray like WTH.
i got covid-19 but im rushing to stores to buy toilet paper
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A new virus that emerged in 2019. Transmission of Covid occurs mostly through news broadcasting. The virus settles in between the ears and affects rational thinking. Symptoms may include hyper-vigilant cleansing, distrust of friends and neighbors, and an overwhelming urge to give up basic human rights for the perception of safety. Individuals with larger vacuums between the ears are at higher risk.
I sure hope the government will give us back our freedom once the Covid-19 is gone!
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Like the "freshman 15" but it's the weight you gain from being stuck in quarantine.
My mom asked if i gained weight and i said "yeah i got a case of 'The Covid 19'
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A curse as by the YouTube company
I can't say Covid-19, because Susan will demonitize me
A respiratory disease that makes karens buy 300 rolls of toilet paper each, while my mom stocks up on wine!
Joe tested positive for Covid-19!
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Covid/19 a diesise cause because of China and their animalistic ways
That boy has Covid/19
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A deadly virus that has started the apocalypse that has us trapped inside while the government lies and lies to make us less comfortable.
I have Covid 19 the deadly virus we are screwed
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