calculer / cala

French word / Mot français

"Calculer" means "to calculate" in english and "cala" is a drift from "calculer".
"To calculate (calculer/cala) someone/something" means to give attention, or to pay attention to someone or something. It's an expression used by a lot of people, mostly the youngs, it's a slang.
It's more used in the negative way, than in the positive, we will see often this, followed with a "pas (not)".

Calculer, ou cala qui est une dérive, est une expression souvent utilisée par les jeunes, qui signifie le fait de donner de l'attention à quelqu'un ou à quelque chose, d'en avoir quelque chose à faire, il est souvent utilisé au négatif, donc suivit d'un "pas".

For example / Par exemple:

calculer / cala

"Il m'a pas calculé" = he didn't give attention to me
"Il m'a pas cala" = he didn't give attention to me

"Je les cala pas" = I don't pay attention to them
"Je les calcule pas" = I don't pay attention to them

"Il m'a pas calculé" = il s'en est fichu de moi
"Il m'a pas cala" = il s'en est fichu de moi

"Je les cala pas" = Je m'en fiche d'eux
"Je les calcule pas" = Je m'en fiche d'eux

Calculator Watch's

A group of nerdy, annoying, gay kids who are obsessed with grades and there little inside jokes. They are reserved to there little group and do not associate with any other people because they can see them as bullies or eshay's but in reality they're mad cunts. Pretty much it means a nerd/dork.

"Over there are the calculator watch's absolute gay cunts," said brayshaw "I know right especially chris and oscar they're the biggest calculator watch's," said Wheater.

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golden calculator

allowing one to touch inapropriate body parts; being touched

BRENT:whoa i cant believe yesterday i was a prude
ZACK: why not?
BRENT: because i just got all golden calculator with that chick
ZACK: lucky

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calculator

Yuto

Yuto is a calculator

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calculator sex

when you have unrully sex with a math geek and or math device

man that calulator was good for the calculator sex!
BOOO-YAH!

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Calculator Rape

The act of intentionally entering random numbers, letters, or symbols into one's calculator to take up space or make the calculator run out of memory. Works best with graphing calculators, as they have a big screen and letters. Words commonly used to rape calculators include "lol", "roflcopter", and "roflmao".

Paul: *Presses seemingly random numbers into a graphing calculator*

Patricia: Is he raping your calculator?

Clare: *reads calculator: "lolololololololololroflmaololomgwtfbbqlololllerskatelolololroflcopterlolol..."*

Clare: Unfortunately... This is the worst case of calculator rape yet.

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Arabic Calculator

A calculator that has a peculiar attachment, usually Semtex in the form of C4, which is wired to the calculator in such a way that a value input into the calculator causes it to start a timer or directly cause the ignition of the explosive element, causing severe damages to property, and personnel.
e.g "My friend Mahmoud used his calculator in maths class and the school blew up"

Person 1: Could you please take out your calculators for this lesson?
Person 2: Alright (in the motion of taking out Arabic calculator)
Person 3: (Profuse screaming and inciting of panic)
Person 2: (Explodes)