calm down

What a person of Jamaican decent says when he is asked to stop standing around with his hands in his pockets and help some customers.

Boss: "Suphel" please stop standing around with your hands in your pockets and help some customers.

"Suphel": Calm down, calm down, no need for the hostility.

Boss: What? I'm not being hostile. I'm telling you to do what I pay you to do.

((a little later))
"Suphel" (in H.R. office): Dat man needs to calm down and stop the picking on me. I do my job.

((next day))
Boss: "Suphel", what did I do to deserve being investigated?

"Suphel": Calm down, calm down. No need for the hostility, mahn.

Boss (exasperated): Fine, do whatever you want. But, so you know, reviews are coming up.

"Suphel": Calm down, calm down....

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Calm WP

Calm WP (search also: 1secondtothemoon) is a pseudonym of an INFJ-T Wattpad writer who's fond of writing Mystery/Thriller novel until her brain cells malfunctioned. You can read her stories in Wattpad by typing “1secondtothemoon”. Socially introverted, musically inclined and an over thinker, Calm WP is patiently waiting for a sexy hunter, with green eyes who drives 67 impala and really loves pie, named Dean Winchester.

Calm WP is a pro procrastinator and tends to work under pressure. She is also nocturnal which makes her a low-blooded being. On top of that, she's a great secret keeper because of her short term memory loss.

Calm WP is bombarding us again with memes related to Dean Winchester!

You know Calm WP? She's a writer who updates her novel every 1AM onwards.

calm lit

When it's lit, but chill

Yo that party was calm lit. The music was bumping, but it was chill.

Is it 311 bro? I'm calm lit as fuck.

Calm Down

When a person waves their arms in a downward motion saying the words "Calm Down"
Josh the founder of "calm down"

Steve: " YOOO MAN WHATSS GOINN ONNN
Josh: "calm down" ~waves arms~

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calm owl

an internet meme of an calm owl, the punchline is that the owl in fact doesn't look calm

''My classmate sticked pictures of the calm owl up against the dutch classroom's wall.''

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calm down

No, really, that kid's not calm.

Park: Hey guys.
Duker: Dude, calm down.
Harry: This kid's not calm.

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Mount Calm

WARNING: Clayton goes to school here! A small town in Texas where if you blink you miss it.

Mount Calm has a student named Clayton

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