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A dumbass nigga with a big ass head and most likely has bald spots with his choo choo train headass
Calvin likes men
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Biggest bot anyone knows, he kisses boys alot
“Your such a Calvin”
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Calvin’s are very loyal but can be very weird. They like to suck off all there friends and just can be cruel once and awhile
My name is Calvin and I love sucking sweaty hairy balls.
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One. Ugly. Asshole. Who is like a pervert at times. Need to fix its facial shit. He is very disgusting and annoying and gives off a stalker vibe. He always attempts to get close to young girls. Always get rejected. Never be able to find love with that ugly face of his. He needs to fix his ugly ass gace becore he finds love so he will not get rejected again. But it will take hid whole live to look average. Never get a calvin in your life. You will regret meeting one. Its a nightmare.
Person 1: Is that calvin???
Person 2: I think so. He is so frraking ugly though. I feel like vomiting. He is totally not my type.
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One who shakes himself apart at the wrists. Mostly German. Tends to spit when he talks, so much so that he coats anyone or anything he speaks to. Leaves food particles from flossing all over the mirror. Has loose bowels; leaves a coating of shit all over the toilet seat. One who has no respect for others
Stranger: Who left shit all over the toilet seat?
Stranger: Oh, that’s Calvin
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Fat, arrogant, and a lazy piece of shit. The dude has no class, extremely large, will you eat you out of your house or home. Disrespectful, fat, stupid, broke, sleeps on a futon with a queen size mattress in the basement of his home that reals of mold and mildew. Liar, cheat, and dude just end it all!
Yo Calvin, dang never mind fat, arrogant ass douche!
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The gayest person in the world
Omg!! Your such a Calvin
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