then the dog came in

The scariest way to end any horror story. The scariest fucking cliffhanger in every horror story ever.

Dumbass: Hey wanna hear a horror story?
Smartass: Sure!
Dumbass: One time during 3 AM, a guy was sleeping... Then the dog came in.
Smartass: I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

Came to Home

Felt the need to share with your homies.
To share with your main crib, your crew, your fam-a-lam-sha-ding-dongs.

I'm so glad you came to home about this.
Thanks to them he came to home and opened up.

came to blows

Rather than alluding to a physical altercation, this much-more-benign past event was merely where a dude ejaculated from being sucked off.

I really liked da hot chick who attended da neighborhood barbecue, and so I asked her if she'd give me some head. She agreed, but since she'd arrived with another fellow, I avoided any potential unpleasantness by asking him if he was okay with dat. He gave his consent, and so da only thing dat "came to blows" was my cock inside said cutie's mouth.

kill camee

The person who dies on kill cam on Call of Duty.

Aww, kill camee man, you suck.

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Game Came

Orgaism due your experience in a video game.

Guy 1: Dude, did you headshot!?

Guy 2: Yeah! I just game came!

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Dash Caming

Taking a selfie or group picture using your vehicle dash camera that is planned to be uploaded to Facebook ,Myspace or any other sort of social networking website.

Hey Chuck, why don't you stop dash caming and put both hands on the wheel while driving.

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Came and left

When a man goes to a womans house for the sole purpose of having sex, then leaving promptly after he alone has finished.

Betty: Can you believe it, yesterday Dave came and left!

Ann: Bitch!

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