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When your girlfriend wants to break up with you and you said “you can’t break up with me”
Girlfriend “Bradley we’re done”
Boyfriend “you can’t break up with me”
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I can’t just do this anymore.
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The more current, commonplace version of the old saying now that folks don’t necessarily need to be able to ambulate well in order to fuck.
I don’t know what happened, I took my Vitamin V and now I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!
When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.
This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!
It means you look like you can’t eat Coochie.
Her: *looks at boy* You look like you can’t swim...
Him: wym.
Her: Nvm🙄
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This is what you might say after being paralyzed.
Or blown up.
Usually what someone would say in a crappy 1990s world war 2 movie. Or in other words “my legs! My legs!” Found in spongebobs bitch ass background character “the bitch”
or what your mom would say after we had the sex
“Holy shit! A landmine!”
“noo! Don’t step on that!” (This is said in a stereotypical nerd voice).
“Uh oh I’m gonna step on it!”
This is where your blow up and your legs get severed from your waist
“Ouch ooh, ow. My legs. I can’t feel my legs.”
You then bleed out and nobody comes to your funeral
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When I'm with you baby, I go out of my head
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
All the things you do to me and everything you said
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
We slip and slide as we fall in love
And I just can't seem to get enough, ah
We walk together, we're walking down the street
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
Every time I think of you I know we have to meet
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
It's getting hotter, it's our burning love
And I just can't seem to get enough, ah
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
And when it rains, you're shining down for me
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
Just like a rainbow you know you set me free
And I Just Can’t Get Enough, I Just Can’t Get Enough
You're like an angel and you give me your love
And I just can't seem to get enough, ah
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
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