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small peninsula off massachusetts that sucks money out of tourists and retired millionaires to survive, since the traditional fishing industry is slowly dying - native cod all but wiped out. beautiful beaches protected by the government since the 1950's, but that meant the locals had to give up their beach camps. basically we hate tourists but without them we'd be totally impoverished. there is nothing for kids to do so most of them destroy their brains with drugs & alcohol. everyone says they're going to leave but never manage it and stay working as a landscaper/fisherman/carpenter/waitress/cashier etc. the winters are horrible and in the summer tourists are everywhere. real estate is too expensive for anyone to have a nice house. all the land not protected by federal government is being gobbled up by rich people from far away who want to live "out in the boonies". cape cod has conservative strongholds like chatham in the south ("a quaint drinking town with a fishing problem") and liberal strongholds like provincetown, mecca for artists and homosexuals, in the north. primarily white, but recently there's been an influx of brazilians. the predominant subculture is punk, since we're all so angry at our lives but can't do anything about it. people who leave tend to stay gone. local slang includes "wicked" meaning extremely, "pisser" meaning awesome, and "wash-ashore" for someone whose family hasn't lived on cape cod for more than, say, 50 years or so...
tourist: cape cod is so beautiful and peaceful!
local: *gags*
"cape cod specialties: clam chowdah, lobstah rolls and fried clams!"
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Cape Cod has bumper to bumper traffic in the summer, and empty roads in the winter. Tourists show up for the good weather and run and hide before the snow comes.
Cape Cod was covered in snow and no one was there to care.
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Describing when a person who has recently broke a relationship off is avoiding their ex to escape awkwardness between the two.
Tom: Bill, what are you doing sitting underneath this bush?
Bill: Oh, umm.. I was just looking at the leaves.
Tom: You liar...You're ex-caping because Lydia is sitting at our table!
Bill: Dude, I just can't be around her after Saturday!
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When a male hangs on to the back of another (preferably bigger) male. As this person walks, the movement makes the one who is man-caping sway back and forth in a humping motion, making it appear as if he were a cape. This could be done with or without pants.
When Bill was too drunk to walk, Joseph carried him on his back and Bill started man-caping the poor dude.
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1) A young female who requires only a small amount of alcohol in order to begin making out.
2)A young woman who lacks sexual scruples.
1) Look at that girl over there mackin' it with the football team! How much did she drink? One beer? God, she's such a Cape Girl!
2)Person A: Who in their right mind would find greasy white dudes who appropriate black culture attractive?
Person B: I dunno, probably Cape Girls.
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The mother city, where its at. From the ANC to the MCQP, from Telkom to Eskom (and all the other service providers that have let us down). Cape Town was one of the, if not the, first colonial cities in South Africa. It grosses millions worth of tourism profits and has a rich environment, history and culture. The city's current mayor is DA politician Helen Zille. All Cape Townians are in a battle to the death to prove that Joburgers are the worse drivers of the two.
Joburger: You Cape Townians drive like Ray Charles having a seizure
Cape Townian: At least we drive, unlike Joburgers who just point their cars and pray...
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When a mexican wheres a plaid / flannel shirt with only the collar button buttoned up and the rest of the buttons swaying freely (like a cape). It is a common style for most mexicans.
Walkin down the street, 40 and blunt in my hand, Beaner cape on my chest.