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The act of shitting in a toilet at someone's house and not flushing it. Instead leaving it for the next person to find and wonder who left it.
"I just left a Captain Unknown at Johnny's house. It was Epic"
"I'm going to leave a Captain in every state I drive through when I go on vacation."
Someone who is the # 1 buzzkiller at a party or social event. Used as a noun.
The party was about to get started before Nate a.k.a Captain Buzzkill lectured us on why we shouldn't drink alcohol.
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He is the amazing Captain Fluke! He plays games, but doesn't really stick to a "let's play," but that's pretty cool that he doesn't. He has a few play lists that include MULTIplaying!, Playing!, and some mine craft. He is in a crew (Rage calls it Crew but the others are trying to find a better one), with RageGamingVideos, GenerationHollow, Evanz111 Tyde, Peace, and Gubiak. Captain Fluke just goes by the name of Fluke or Will. Mainly Fluke because Evanz111's name is also Will. Will (Fluke) has googles, that is what he mine craft skin is wearing. On mine craft people say he loves Ocelots.
Captain Fluke is awesome
The most well-known and decorated clone trooper captain from the Clone Wars during the days of the Galactic Republic, Rex led the famed 501st Legion, the clone force which arguably saw the most action during the course of the war. He commanded 501st campaigns on Christophsis, Teth, Mon Cala, Umbara, Ringo Vinda, Scipio, and many other planets. Additionally, Rex went on several individual campaigns with his Jedi General Anakin Skywalker, such as the infiltration of Zygerria and the reinforcement of Onderon. After his brother-in-arms, ARC trooper Fives, died, Rex decided to investigate and remove the control chip embedded in his brain, fearing it would cause catastrophic consequences. Rex's final mission was with Padawan Ahsoka Tano to the Siege of Mandalore, where the fateful Order 66 command was issued. Rex, however, had removed his chip, and after faking his and Ahsoka's deaths, the two of them escaped. Many years later, a rebel cell found Rex and two other clone troopers, Gregor and Wolffe, living in a walker on Seelos. Rex joined the rebellion, and assisted the crew of the Ghost on several battles such as the liberation of Lothal, later commanding a part of the ground team on Endor.
Rex, despite being strictly by-the-book at first, ultimately became more adaptable and creative, heavily influenced by his Jedi General Anakin Skywalker, as well as his fellow soldier and friend Fives. Due to Fives' death, Rex removed his control chip, allowing him to avoid executing Order 66.
"I used to believe that being a good soldier meant doing everything they told us to. But we're not droids. We're not programmed. You have to learn to make your own decisions." -Captain Rex
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a sarcastic name for someone who states the obvious
Cat: "The sky is blue"
Rich: "Thanks, Captain Obvious"
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Someone who is consistently angry or aggravated at everyone and everything.
Sam: Dude is Danny being Captain Burrhurt again?
Nate: Yeah he just punched Brandon for laughing at him, he's definitely being Captain Butthurt
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A designation given to someone who is beyond clueless on statements that are more than obvious to everyone else
Someone who is slow to catch on or major dense. When references are made that they should know they respond with 'HUH?'. Typically you need to repeat it 2 or 3 times and then after the 3rd time you have to break down get all upset and explain it in gory details to them.
This was coined as iridium is the densest material known to man.
Can someone please explain winders logic to Captain Iridium? I have told him three times already and will kill myself if I have to again.
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