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Carl is a psychopathic llama that enjoys to snack on baby hands. He found out how to tear a rip into space time for the sole purpose of delivering him baby hands. His ex-friend Paul has no idea how Carl does the things he does. He also has a hat. I feel like the hat is important to mention.
Remember when Carl set off that atomic bomb?
Yeah. He thought it was my birthday.
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Looks older or younger than actually is
Carl's beard makes telling his age even more difficult
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The most stunningly gorgeous chick to get strut this planet. Likes sports. Knows how to treat her man. Can become jealous when man stealers flirt with her boy friend, but handles it and shows him that he belongs to her. Smart for a blondie. Beautiful blue eyes. Passionate lover <3
Person: how was it with Carling?
Jake: she's perfect, I'm in love with that lassie.
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A nickname for the rescued manatee at Seaworld that got its right fin cut off by a boat propeller after its mama manatee deserted it because it was mentally inept to live in the manatee world. "Carl" the manatee now stars in Seaworlds hit show "Freaks of the Sea" which has brought in a total income of $6 billion since it's debut in 1993, more than any Seaworld show in history. Some even call Carl the manatee the most lovable freak to ever swim the oceans blue.
"Aw, poor Carl can only swim in circles because he's missing a fin!"
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What you call a girl that can hang like one of the guys. If her best friends an asshole he dubs her Carl and soon everyone she knows will onnnly call her by that name. She is pressured to act okay with this because her relaxed disposition is the reason she was dubbed Carl.
Hey this is my friend Katie but really her name is Carl.
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An actually perfect human being who is sweet, funny, smart and too pretty to be real.
‘Damn that guy must be a Carl.’
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originaly marketed in the uk as a canadian(briefly and dubiously) lager brand with the after tag of black label.Has out lasted the rest of the early cheap and nasty lager brands due only to marketing. Tastes of tin if it comes in one or not.If ever the addage of tip it straight into the toilet and save your self the trouble, was ,it applies to this stuff!
carling ? got ANYTHING else?
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