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A know it all type of guy. You never know what he might say or do. He's very tall and handsome. Can sure brake a girl's heart, but the girls can't get enough of him because he just sweeps them of their feet. Ex-girlfriends' dream of him and have the feeling of getting back together, but… you never know what Carlos might do next.
Carlos...
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An epic shrimp who we all worship and love.
Narrator "Carlos"
(Que dramatic music)
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Carlos is a perfectly sun kissed milk chocolate Hispanic man with dark mysterious eyes and perfect black hair. He's athletic, strong, independent, a hard worker, and the best kisser in the entire universe. His lips are soft and subtle and his arms are big and muscular. He knows how to get what he wants especially when it comes to women. One of the most skilled players alive when it comes to getting girls. Funny, charming, and a perfect smile. When you're with him nothing else matters and life is exactly what you wanted it to be. His only flaw is he's uncircumcised.
"Wow isn't Carlos so perfect and attractive?" "Yes but his piggy is wrapped in a blanket"
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Carlos is a guy you can trust with all your heart, he may be insecure but there is always at least one person who views him as perfect!
Girl: Hey Carlos, your looking cute today
Carlos: if you say so
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Some fat, peanut head kid who’s ass at soccer. He’s usually talking about how he gets dicked down by El chapo Jr.
Omg did you see Carlos’s head today? It looks like it got bigger.
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Carlos is a very caring and wonderful person. He is so funny and makes everyone laugh. He cares about his friends all the time and helps them when they are sad. If you got a Carlos hold on to him he is the greatest person ever.
Carlos you are an amazing person
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Raging queen with little ass and huge gapping hole
Carlos A skank that has had way way way too much sex
You were a fucking carlos last night
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