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Those half-length school busses that bring "slow" kids to special-ed school, or summer school.
"There were so few kids going on the field trip, they sent us on a tart cart, and the whole trip, people in cars were pulling up next to us and laughing because they thought we were retards."
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According to both Antisteezy and the Tiny Meat Gang, a cart smoker isn’t a true stoner and is therefore subhuman. Everyone knows real stoners don’t hit that shit. Get the fuck off of Snapchat with your stickers
Fake stoner: Hey man can I get a cart off you real quick?
Real stoner: Shut the fuck up, cart smoker! Like actually why the fuck are you talking to me? *hits his fucking apple*
A bitchy-ass flight attendant.
First Office: "Hey Captain, what do you want to do tonight on the layover?"
Captain: "I'm feeling too lazy to masturbate. Let's go hook up with some cart donkeys."
When someone with a cart/or disposable is deeply consumed with worry when viewing the amount of oil within their cart, despite it being quite full of oil.
Person 1: Oh sh*t! My carts hella low
Person 2: Dude, you've just got Cart Fever, that'll last you about two days.
when you drive a hybrid automobile in a manner that it only runs on electricity and it is almost silent and it sneaks up on pedestrians and they are startled or surprised by its lack of gasoline engine noise.
I turned off of the freeway onto my street and I was golf carting all the way home. I used no gas. The engine never fired-up. Scared the shit out of my neighbors and their dog who were walking.
A metal wired cart that people with low income use to carry groceries, if they aren't already carrying stuff in their hand.
note: go to the hood and at least 1 out of 3 people will have one.
friend: "Gotdamn girl you are so strongg"
me: "Ye it's cuz I'm constantly manning a push cart"
Motorized shopping carts for people too old, injured, fat etc to use a regular cart.
Cash: "Nothing irks me the most than seeing a 500 lb motherfucker using the electric cart. I swore that shit was screeching for dear life."