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A bastardization of cishet, someone who is both cis and het
ayo bruh you not gay? you a total cashew
A cisgender, heterosexual male. Comes from the shortened term "cishet" often auto-correcting to "cashew".
Friend 1: Which bar should we go to tonight?
Friend 2: Not the one down the road, there's too many cashews there.
NFL player Jamal Agnew. Flight pronunciation of his name is Cashews or The Cashews dude. Jamal Agnew is a WR and return specialist. Who tied the NFL record for the longest play with a 109 yard return of a missed field goal.
Flight: “Cashews you got it YOU GOT IT CASHEWS.”
When autocorrect corrects "cishet" (a cis-gender, heterosexual person) to cashew
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Jeremy: UGHH, Ben is sooooo hot, but i think hes not into boyyyssss
Alex: Yah hes such a cashew
Jeremy: A WHAT
Alex: adkjhasafhff OMG AUTOCORRECt
Alex: a cishet XD
Jeremy: sahadkf
"Cashew!"
"Was that you, Dave?"
"...No..."
*both slowly look at the nut*
*Dave eats it*
Cashew is a tulpa which is also known as an imaginary friend
Hey my cashew is misbehaving today
A cashew means tulpa which is also known as a imaginary friend it is created by making the brain think there is more than 1 of you
Hey my cashew is misbehaving help