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The First Canonical God in Riley's Dream Tales. Often a burnt scrotum, Catastrophe will do anything to be neutral.
Riley: I'm Catastrophe
Calamity: Welcome back, Catastrophe
Catastrophic RAID failure means your ultra-secret data saw the attack helicopters over the horizon and locked itself in the impenetrable underground bunker and detonated landmines and deployed automated weaponry all around the base. Enemy forces were wiped out in their entirety.
The good news is that your data is secure and bravely refused to allow itself to be compromised. Bad news is that I don't think your data is ever coming out of there again.
Hello,
Unfortunately earlier today the host that your VPS resides on had suffered a catastrophic RAID failure and was irrecoverable. We had attempted to restore the data but were unsuccessful. We have since created a new container and emailed you the new login information. We apologize for the inconvenience this has caused.
Regards,
When the vagina squirts and the woman doesn’t wash her vagina and has crispy blood and a white milky kind of crust.
Stephan: pull your trousers down
Angela: okay (pulls them down)
Stephan: fuck that you have a catastrophic vagina
Angela: oh shit I have I’m sorry
Angela got raped that night and never got found or seen ever again
people seeing ur mom = CATASTROPHIC PLANETARY DEVASTATION
When a girl is on their period and has diarrhea at the same time.
Dude I heard Jennifer ate some bad shrimp and got catastrophic cherry Coke
When your cut your nails at a weird angle, you cut the end of the nail. If removed, it causes pain and bleeding for 2~3 days. If left, causes annoyance and will lead to removing of nail
Jonathan cuts nail
Cuts downward to much
J:Motherfucker, I messed up now I got a catastrophic clipping
A dangerous legal situation where the potential for litigation and the effects thereof could cause permanent widespread damages to all parties.
The catastrophic litigation potential is huge on the new case. There's a chance everyone will be fired and go to prison.
We thought there was catastrophic litigation potential but it was just a false alarm.