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1: When someone really cool, polite, and yet unpopular goes up a notch on the Asshole Scale.
2: When someone realizes their true identity as a homosexual. Tends to happen after a bad relationship, or getting killed by Lord Voldemort.
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Person 1: Dude, what is Cam doing with the popular kids?
Person 2: Oh, as they walked by us earlier, he knocked my tray of the table, so they invited him to go sit with them.
Person 1: Well, he really pulled the old Cedric to Edward on us, didn't he?
Person 2: I know! What an asshole!
2:
Person 1: Did hear about Jerry and Rosalin?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm glad Jerry finally broke up with her!
Person 1: But did you hear that he's dating a dude now?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: Yeah! I'm glad though, he's seemed so much happier since he pulled the old Cedric to Edward.
cedric mf diggory is hands down the hottest harry potter character. he didn’t deserve to die.
person a: hey do you know who cedric mf diggory is?
person b: yeah ofc i’m shifting for him he’s really hot lolz
person a: oh me too! that’s so cool
person b: *slowly pulls out shank* you have five seconds to run bitch 🙂🔪
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To go to the wrong hole on a female or, not being able to find the hole.
Man I'm gonna take this bitch home and then just Cedric Benson dat ho and put it in her ass
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Not only is the Sir wise beyond her years, but she is probably the best advice-giver ever. Move over, er...whatsherface who was in that one newspaper. She's a lady in every respect -- and she is the only female Sir I recognize.
Have a problem, ask Sir Cedric Aloicious Attermyer III!
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A holy memer worthy a being Jesus. His meme’s are straight quality gas. Only true intellects know of his holiness and memes.
“Dude have you seen Cedric’s memes that shit quality!”
Sexiest, Best, Bravest, Smartest, Most athletic, has N pass, Pussy magnet, wild, chill, loyal and lit person. On a whole notha lvl... “Step up dumb hoes”
You (Any other name except Cedric): “I love James Charles”
Cedric’s: “First line of Mo Bamba
Cedric is a another word for useless first said in by Dariyun in 2016 while he was playing with his friends.
"OMG you are so cedric" (Omg you are so useless)