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a fun little thing to have. i got mine when i was eight, for my brother's tenth birthday, lol. getting better and better, doing more things, faster, or efficiantly. so more people are getting them youger. theres nothing wrong with it so stfu.
7 year old girl= "Dad my friend just got a cell phone!"
Dad= "Well, I think its about time you get one."
7 year old girl= "FOR SERIOUS!? :"
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An easy excuse not to interact with anyone in the real world.
Bob: Hey, what's up Steve?
Steve on cell phone: ...
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One of the best inventions ever. For you dimwits who've been living under a rock for the past 10 years, a cell phone is a miniature phone that you can carry around with you, and features text messaging, a shorter version of email. As I was saying, an awesome invention. I don't kno wut i'd do w/out mine...
I'll text you on my cell phone on the way.
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a status symbol availiable to only the rich, ...and to people smart enough to ask for the 'pay for free minuts' plan which is a hell of a lot cheaper than prepay.
people with the "hang up and drive" sticker, thought that they couldn't afford a cell cause they didn't understand their options, or went to a stupid shop that doesn't understand the options.
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Behavior that is associated with cell phone users. Symptoms noted are talking aimlessly about nothing when conversing live with another person, deathlike appearance, selfishishness, delusions of grendeur, bleeding mouth syndrome, incurable diarhhea of the brain, "I'm so beautiful" syndrome, and "My life is so way important can't you see" syndrome.
Vrin: What happened to Sally Sue. She's in a nursing home.
Jadu: Why?
Vrin: She was permanently committed by society because of her cell phone behavior. Doc took away her cell phone. She's in restraints now and had her mouth permanently sewn shut.
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The horn of a car.
More specifically, the act of parking in front of the house of someone that you are picking up and blasting the horn to let them know you are there.
Implies that you are too cheap/broke to get a real cell phone.
"Dude, man.. Whoever is in front of apartment A needs to lay off his Mexican cell phone. It's 6:30a.m. That shit is annoying!"
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Someone who incessantly calls people, checks their phone for messages, and can't carry on any activity without simultaneously text-messaging.
Right in the middle of our engrossing political conversation, my friend Rachel the cell phone whore got up to text message someone.
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