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hell in a cell

A brutal match type of the WWE and a signature match type of the Undertaker. Contestants are locked in a cell which is similar to the steel cage, but wider and with a roof. Every once in a while, competitors will end up on top of hell in a cell.

Mankind got thrown off of hell in a cell by the undertaker.

by shadowcaster187 July 20, 2006

47πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


cell faux

Pretending to be engaged in a cell phone call so as to avoid someone or something.

noun: A device that pretends to be a cell phone

verb: Pretending to use a cell phone that is not turned on.

She was so intent on avoiding her worst enemy in the same theater queue that she pretended to be chatting on her cell faux the entire time.

by Jonathan L. Kramer August 3, 2005

30πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Soft Cell

An English techno-pop band from the 80's. Most famous for their hit song Tainted Love. Considered a one hit wonder in America, but they have many more in England.

The members are Marc Almond (vocalist) and David Ball (keyboards, other instruments)

Soft Cell is the best thing thats happened to techno music

by the best M May 10, 2009

38πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


cells good

A slang term meaning 'call my cell phone,' used by redneck 8th grade girls and boys who think they're gangster.

Yo dawg I'm goin out wit Mike to feed the sheep and pigs at the barn - cells good.

by d-f June 25, 2005

121πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


coughing a cell

Getting something done. Forcing the brain to engage in actual bodily motivation which results in completing some task.

(AKA Cough up a brain cell)

Dude, start coughing a cell man! you were suspposed to have had that done a week ago.

You've gotten way too lazy, once in awhile it'd be nice if you coughed a cell or two to clean up this mess.

by Brf June 19, 2006

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Cell Phone

In the olden days, movie theatres used to have orchestras to accompany the film. Today, they have cell phones, a portable communication device sent from Hell. It is fine if used in moderation, but it almost never is.

"Marsha, I don't know what I'd do without you. But I'm afraid I must reveal that the secret killer of our lovers is…"

**Brii-i-i-i-i-i-iiiiii-i-i-iii-ii-ng!**

"Hello? Hi! Yeah. What's up? Uh-huh. Me too. Eh, nothing much. In the middle of a movie. What? No, I didn't yet. Wait…hold on. People are being rude and throwing things at me."

by Moshe A. December 28, 2005

493πŸ‘ 145πŸ‘Ž


Cell Screaming

The all-too common practice of yelling at the top of your lungs into your cell phone.

Far from using the most sophisticated communications technology on the planet, many people seem to believe that they're connected to the other person by a pair of soup cans with a string stretched between them. Thus, they feel compelled to SCREAM at the top of their lungs whenever speaking on their cell phones.

Part of the problem is the extremely poor ear-piece design in most modern cell phones and the resulting inability for the person talking to get the right level of feedback. This is something that phone engineers had down to a finely tuned science a hundred years ago but seems to have been lost on current phone design engineers.

Bob: "Geeze, Fred. I'm trying to eat here. Must you always be cell screaming while we're having lunch?"

Fred: "Sorry, Bob. I didn't even realize that I was doing that."

Bob: "Well, it's not entirely your fault, part of it is that crappy phone. But still, get a grip. Your throat must be sore!"

by Buck Guapo March 24, 2007