Mernda Central

Mernda Central

a place where all the rude and obnoxious teachers and substitutes go to torture young children in a P-12 environment. if you ever encounter a child that attends this school you know their life is screwed up. The school is also a "private based public school" meaning they have a shitty school with a shitty private school uniform to go with it.

"you see that kid over there? he attends Mernda Central, that's how you know his life is screwed."

Pit Central

A discord forum in which players of Hypixel Pit can argue over prices, and trade with others.

Yo, did you see that Combostun that somebody was selling in Pit Central?

Central Cabarrus

An overpopulated school with some great teachers and some crappy teachers, just depends. STEM program is cool. Non-STEM kids are jealous of STEM kids. Really, the STEM kids are either cheating or somehow procrastinating their way to victory. A school with roaches and vape clouds in the locker rooms. A fight every so often. Friends and enemies wandering the same halls. Great band program that needs some money. Nice media center.

Person A: Hey, I heard you go to Central Cabarrus!
Person B: Yep! My teachers are pretty chill but a cockroach almost landed on my head yesterday.

STD Central

See Lake Central High School

STD Central is another name for the disease diverse Lake Central High School in Saint John, Indiana.

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south central

An economically depressed section of Los Angeles, home to two kinds of people: (1) current USC students (2) UCLA graduates.

I decided to go to UCLA over USC because I thought to myself, who would ever want to go to school in the slums of LA? Unfortunately, being a graduate of UCLA and unemployed, I had no choice but to move to South Central once I graduated. Penny wise, pound foolish as the saying goes.

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Elkhart Central

A high school in Elkhart, Indiana that is full of pregnant skanks, wiggers, and stoners. It also has a wonderful graduation rate of 58%. The New York Times called this school a "dropout factory". Probably the most ghetto school in northern indiana. Every sport at this school sucks. Football team goes 2-7 every year and the basketball team goes 6-17 every year.

Kid 1 - Dude what are you doin tonight?
Kid 2 - I don't know, probably gettin high.
Kid 1 - Elkhart Central sucks dude we should go to Memorial.
Kid 2 - Fuck Memorial

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Central Pork

The act of having anonymous sex in central park.

Brian: I'm going to get some central pork tonight, you in?
Ky: No thanks, I like to keep kosher.

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