A blonde boy with a small dick. He basically has no friends and is a dumb spick. He Plays soccer and Eats his teammates asses. He also Refers to the term "Head is head" after his brother sucked his dick in the shower. You don't wanna be friends withe this piece of shit cause all he wants to do is touch kids. RAWR XD *nuzzles* FAUCET
Cesar is a douche
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He be farting too much he ugly he likes blondes hair girl but as I was saying he farts too much and mostly at night
I hate Cesar he farts too much
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Cesar is gay monkey that like Cristian inside Luis and invite him over to sex party and invite shreck and Ivan dad over and shreck has sex with Luis and Ivan dad has sex with Cristian and monkey like to swim in a tub of cum
Cesar
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An ugly boi, who is extremely short and has crunchy hair. He is a no good boyfriend with a very small dick
Jerry: Hey look at that boy over there where is his dick
Mark: I’m not sure he must be a Cesar
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A very rare creature that has never been seen. He is a strong loving man. Everyone knows he exists but there is no evidence of it. Cesar’s dad can most commonly be found in a long line at a supermarket or gas station.
Person1: Hey wanna hear a funny joke?
Person2: Sure
Person1: CESAR’S DAD
complete perv who preys on freshmen girls and won’t stop asking for nudes no matter how many times you tell him no. he thinks he’s funny but really just creepy and wants nudes and someone girls should stay FAR away from. in reality he’s horny virgin that will fuck anything with a heartbeat and do literally anything to get a sex life
girl- how do I get this guy to stop sendingdick pics and begging for nudes?!?!??
other girl- you can’t he’s cesar just block him
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