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Embrace the Chaos!!!! — the devil-may-care attitude of confronting every American day before the 2024 elections with the expectation that: in spite of record worldwide flooding; extreme weather events,; forest fires in the major wooded areas around the world; mass casualty earthquake events in heavily populated areas; threats to democracy; and a Ukrainian proxy war with Russia that sometimes threatens to escalate to a limited nuclear exchange — in spite of all of that — THE SUN WILL COME UP TOMORROW; AND, EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY IT’S ALL BECOMING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER!!!!
REALLY.
BELIEVE ME.
Yeah…Im not buying it either. Embrace the Chaos!!!!
Don’t question any of the dire signs and portents: Embrace the Chaos!!!!
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the very thing junior (grimes) is, no one else comes even close. Junior IS the prince of chaos.
a masochistic kid who enjoys causing destruction and hellbent on causing the downfall of society as well as mankind who cares only for himself but is good at hiding.
The worst part is that even if he loses, he still wins.
“If I go down your all coming with me” -junior, probably
The Prince of chaos will ascend to the highest rank and leap beyond his own potential that rivals ones greatest comprehension of fear and infernal rage.
Junior is the prince of chaos
“I’m goin out blastin takin all of you with me”
“And if not your scarred so they will never forget me” -quote best synonymous with junior grimes’ mentality
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Injecting that time-honored, sauce-for-the-goose principle into 2008 democrat politics, talk show host Rush Limbaugh goaded Texas and Ohio Republicans to cross over and cast their primary ballots for Hillary. In the hope of narrowing the lead amassed by Barack Obama and perpetuating a bitter democrat fracas, thousands of loyal Republicans held their collective nose and rallied to do the unthinkable -- vote for a <expletive deleted> Clinton.
And was it ever successful!
Just as Limbaugh, red-faced and pounding the desk with laughter, was reveling at the tumult he had single-handedly incited, several networks began broadcasting scathing, hate-filled, and anti-American sermon excerpts of Obama's mentor, the Farakahnesque black-racist bigot Jeremiah Wright of the Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago.
Then all hell broke loose.
Obama, with the wheels of "hope" coming off his wagon of "change," was forced into damage-control mode to stop his plummeting poll numbers. Threatened with a return to square one as the pre-post-racial candidate, he bobbed, he weaved, he feinted ... but he resolutely refused to repudiate his beloved pastor. And (off camera) Hillary cheered.
Now they're in a real pickle. The democrat electorate, like schmucks duped by the barnum effect, chose an unvetted nominee with a snowball's chance in Kenya of winning the general election. But if the party's Superdelegates override the voters in the hope of a November win, many blacks will surely revolt and assure a democrat defeat.
A classic pincer movement, Limbaugh's Operation Chaos ensnared Democrats in a battle pitting the politics of genitalia against the politics of skin pigmentation.
Thanks to Operation Chaos, whoever wins, Democrats lose.
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A pretty decent looking Asian man who despite putting considerable effort into his career and appearance will never get the time of day from picky Beckies who prefer white Chad. Although Zing Chaos generally strive for actual self improvement, some will get desperate resort to copes like ricing. A Zing Chao that keeps letting himself go will eventually degrade into your typical ricecel.
Poor Zing Chao. He's not even half bad looking but the ethnic tax is absolutely brutal.
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A slam dunk so cool that it caused a disaster killing millions in New York causing basketball to be made illegal. The Chaos Dunk was, at first, only thought to be able to be performed by Charles Barkley, but another Chaos Dunk occurs in Manhattan when Charles is not present, which are the opening events on the computer game Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
"The Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order"
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When you support the outcome that leads to the most craziness and unpredictability, just because it's more fun and interesting that way. Often used to describe sports scenarios, but can apply to anything.
1) I know that logically we should hope for the top two seeded teams to face off in the championship because they deserve, but I'm Team Chaos, so I hope every single game is an upset.
2) Jane Smith is really qualified to be a mayor after her years as a public servant and she would do a great job, but how funny would it be 18-year-old aspiring rapper John Doe won? I'm Team Chaos, so I gotta vote for him.
An affectionate term for an individual who exudes chaotic energy.
Me: “God he’s my favourite fictional character I love him so much”
Normal Person: “He just murdered and ate three people in the last episode…”
Me: “He’s my sweet little chaos gremlin”