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Taking a particularly liquid and explosive shit, one that coats the sides of the toilet bowl in brown.
Ugh, that vindaloo last night had me painting the cistern chapel this morning.
A Derbyshire phrase for the effect of cold on one’s nipples
Eee, it wer so cold, me nipples wer like chapel hat pegs
A "school" that was founded in 1990. Since then it has dedicated itself to covering youths ears and shouting " LALALALALA We Cant Hear You! LALALALALALALA". The math department consists of a sub-standard curriculum. One would be able to pass the geometry final by putting "Jesus" for every answer. The English department Curriculum is passed on protestant ideals. During the study of The Scarlet Letter, the teacher tried convincing students that the Puritans were right! History Consists of everything that involved Christians. According to them, the Muslims started the crusades. Every student is required to take a bible class each year. In the case that you graduate in your Junior year and recieve a state accepted diploma with the Schools name on it, you are still not allowed to walk at graduation, simply because you dont have 4 years of bible. All students are required to attend chapel, where we are force feed Calvary's hypercritical view on Christianity. If you have sex, you're a sinner and are going to hell. If you drink, you're a sinner and are going to hell. If you go into the military instead of going to a christian college, you're a sinner and are going to hell.
Christians Christian Schools Calvary Chapel Murrieta
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a rich, preppy public school located in the suburbs of pittsburgh, pennsylvania. it has the worst dean, mrs. dieffenbauch (or mrs. queef-n-cock), and every kid juuls and smokes marijuana on the daily. parties are lit but get busted everytime, but kids from fox chapel don’t worry about it because they know daddy can get rid of any trouble with his ca$h. you will get into a good college if you go here. the sports teams suck, and the fuckers that go here are too rich to handle. all the jews are stupid rich, the teachers are dumb as fuck and only in it for the money, and the only real ones are the asians.
scott: hey bro, where do you go to school?
brandy: fox chapel, man.
scott: damn, that sucks ass!
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When a man takes such a massive shit that he must flush the toilet half way through and then continue shitting because he's afraid that the turds will pile up so high in the bowl that they may make contact with his junk as it hangs down into the toilet. Much like the fingers of Adam and God on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
Guy1: dude why'd you flush twice did it really smell that bad?
Guy2: nah man it was a Sistine Chapel Shit.
Guy1: ahh!!! I See.
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Students at Point Loma Nazarene University in San Diego, CA go here to make out and finger each other’s bum bums. Occasionally people pray here.
“I’m taking Megan to Prescott Prayer Chapel later.”
“Whoooa man, second base already? Nice!”
A shitty school that forces religion harder than the fucking dress code. The school that had a better meme page in 2017 than the academics. Calvary is for pussy’s
Everyone that’s at Calvary Chapel Academy is a pussy!
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