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C4 hurricane that almost tore my neiborhood apart; knocked out power and refused us use of our faucets and bathrooms. It not only wrecked my neiborhood, it wrecked all of Florida and people's lives.
Me: *To my younger sister as we video tape the ruins at our neiborhood caused by Hurricane Charley* You getting this?
Sister: Yeah, I'm getting it.
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When a guy gargles his own cum and spits it into the anus of a mammal.
Bonus points if blood or sick can be transferred also.
“Guys did you hear about what Toby did to that giraffe?”
“Yeah he gave it a Dirty Charley, heard he also threw up”
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There is no explanation that can explain these people. You could say queens? You could say your idols? But really, there is no finite way to fully distinguish the integrity and beauty that these three women hold, absolute goddesses.
I wish I had better friends....
You should be friends with Alice and Charley and Millie! They are the best people to walk the Earth!
The act of laughing while drinking coke, resulting in shooting the coke out of your nose.
I was taking a drink of my coke when Sarah fell UP the stairs. That shit was so funny i Reverse Charley Sheened.
A James Charley Horse is a cramp in your lips, usually from holding your lips in a weird position.
I got a James Charley Horse from waiting for you to take the picture!
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my little charley warley that likes to fartley
"I need to take a little charley warley fartley"
When you give someone a Charley Horse, and later on in the day, week, month, year, etc. you yourself get a Charley Horse that hurts twice as much as the one you gave the original person.
Yeah, it's a Karmic Charley Horse that came back around after you gave one to Danny last Christmas
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