cut the ched

To expel gas from the anal cavity, i.e. to fart. Based on "cut-the-cheese" except specific to one particular type of cheese (i.e. cheddar cheese)

Did you just cut the ched?

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Late Night Ched

When you are spending the night with a couple of your buddies and you sneak out of their house after midnight and you go to a whores house and get your Donka sucked no matter how ugly they are. You and your boys get the sweep.

Hey Apex, want to go get some Late Night Ched? Some whores texted me to come over.

Ched City Baredini

An ice hockey player of elite skill on the ice and in fantasy hockey pools. The term Ched City is used to refer to someone who always shoots the puck in the top corners of the net. The term Baredini is a play on the word Houdini, which is reserved for hockey players who can perform magical acts such as the magician Harry Houdini did. As one, Ched City Baredini is a term to be used sparingly. The nearest synonym to the term would be "grade A beautician."

The guy is a total Ched City Baredini, just look at the way he weaves through his opponents in the offensive zone.

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Jizz 'n' Ched

A popular potato chip flavour in Western Canada.

If you like the taste of giving head, you'll love the taste of Jizz 'n' Ched!

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rim the ched

When a woman cleans your dick with her Tongue, clearing pant fluff and smeg before she takes your length.

I keep the same pants on for longer just to see the face she pulls when she has to rim the ched.

Bucky Cheds

Bucky Cheds is the stage name for none other than Windy City native and former Orlando Solar Bears goaltender Garret Sparks, or as Sparks describes it, his “player alter ego.”

"OMG I am so excited for Lollapalooza 2022 so I can finally see Bucky Cheds!!"
"He's so hot and sexy, youre' so lucky."

Chedding

The act of scraping smegma off from under the foreskin and applied as colone male version of vabbing

Spread some cheddar

Yo man I tried chedding last night on my date with jessi and we totally did it