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An imperfection in the surface of a rental car that the rental agency says is too small to worry about, which later becomes an imperfection that you are responsible for because the imperfection has magically grown since the car left the lot.
The scam du jour with the (car rental) near me involved being charged for a pre-existing scratch. When I mentioned it when I picked up the car, they said it wasn't large enough to warrant notation. Fair enough.
Miraculously, however, when I returned it, the same exact ding (which didn't grow, it wasn't a Chia ding) now warranted a claim to be filed against me. Every time I challenged the guy on it, he pulled out this inane little plastic device and held it up to the ding. In a rare moment of losing my cool I grabbed his stupid "my first ruler" device and held it up to the dude's head and told him he qualified as a certified ding-dong and then I snapped it in half.
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Wicked bowel movements resulting from accidently eating some Chia Pet seed goo.
Dale: I Just completed a Chia pet. Now I have a chia hand, chia sink, chia drain, chia tile, chia, chia, chia. Im in CHIA HELL! Oh damn, I think I ate some.
Roger: Dude, you're going get the Chia Chits!
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The most amazing ass you will ever see ;
alexanders girlfriend lucia has such a chia butt!
Damn, I wanna get me some of that Chia butt!
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people with fucked up afros that look like chia pets
bad kid sittin next to me in java is a chia pet
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Someone who cuts their hair with a FlowBee or Wahl razor.
Steve is a Chia Pet, Jen helps him by triming around the edges.
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(Noun) A type of chopstick that is used not only for culinary purposes, but also for toiletary means.
By using a chia-lin, one can loosen out those hard-to-get-out pieces of you-know-what before they come to seriously harm one's esteem.
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