1) a penis more girthsome than it is lengthy.
The Chode was here!
you are a chode
why such a chode?
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A Chode is not the gooch. We do not need multiple words for the gooch, because the area between the scrotum and the asshole is simply a gooch, and nothing more. A true chode is a penis fatter than it is long, and while its true that a true chode may not exist, it also may, and I'm sure there are many penises that are near chodes, which does, in turn, make it a chode. Also, in my neighborhood, a chode has become such a common word that it can now be used to describe anything that is severely short and fat, such as little fat kids, short fat adults, and other things that are fatter than they are tall (or are just really short and wide/fat).
Look at that midget-- What a Chode!!
Haha, your mom is a chode!
A Chode is more pleasing to a woman than a needledick, yet it is still difficult to please a woman with a chode.
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when your cock is like.... wider <----->
than it is long, therefore you have a chode
#1) Dude!!!! that guy has a fucken chode!!
#2) my girlfriend dumped me because of my ferociously wide chode...
#3) Your Mom Likes Creighton Catletts monstrous Chode!!!
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cockpit - The skin between your balls and your asshole
You have a smelly chode/cockpit
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A penis that's wider than it is long
Which, really, is just plain fucking hilarious
"My boyfriend was talking about his dick last night, he said it's real wide... even wider than long"
"You lazy eyed virgin! He's got a chode!"
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A penis which is fat and small to such an extensive degree, that it is actually wider than it is long.
I unzipped his trousers and I was confronted with what I thought to be a grossly inflammed testicle. It was, alas, only the poor boy's chode. Needless to say, I ran quickly.
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