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The kinda thing they serve you when you're first taken to jail. Two pieces of white bread clamping down on a plain ass piece of bland mothafuckin cheese.
Guardo: Alright chao time
rookie: wtf is this??
OG: hahaha cheese chokers. Bon appetit
When you cum down your girl's throat and then wrap your penis around her neck until they stop breathing
(and for fun you can fuck up the dead corpse
Bro I had to get out of sex somehow I had to hit her with a russian choker
Chocolate Choker: The act of draping an adornment of poo stick surprise around another persons neck during the throws of oral passion, creating a fecal necklace much like a pearl necklace only boasting a full bodied aroma…
Q: Dude, what the hell happened to you last night?
A: Bro, I blacked out after we drank all those Heinekens and Jager Bombs at the Royal, then on my way home I hooked up with this crazy toothless bitch from Railroad Ave. last night, as she sucked me off I dropped the duce and gave her a Chocolate Choker!
Urinating while receiving a blow job, usually without notifying the one doing the servicing.
Not only does my girl like a golden shower, turns out she likes a gold choker once in a while too.
A person engaged in activities gratifying to self but ultimately useless.
The head of HR is a major knob choker.
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a fat lady, a bit beyond being chubby.
did you see that commode choker jake's with tonight?
she wasn't thick she was a commode choker
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someone that causes an entire room of people to miss out on a funny joke, usually out of either shyness or selfishness, by solely mouthing the gem in a whisper to someone next to them. Thankfully, the "joke poacher" completely solves this tragic dilemma in a swift act of altruism by restating it audibly.
Post-laughter, it is not uncommon for middlemen like the "joke poacher" to become the target of animosity from the originator, even if said poacher gives them credit.
(Setting: Large family shopping for Rx glasses)
Femme 1: (whisper) "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"
Joke poacher: (audibly and/or loud): "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"
Everyone in room: AHAHAHAHAHA
Femme 1: "wtf poacher, that joke belongs to me" (tears)
Joke Poacher: "No one would have ever heard it genius, you are such a chuckle-choker"
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