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The ultimate embodiment of Chinese-American fusion cuisine, standing tall at a whopping 2 foot 5 inches and weighing in at 330 pounds. He's as slow as a turtle, but when it comes to devouring dumplings and watching Kung Fu Panda, he moves at lightning speed. He dreams of being American, but let's face it, he's a little too short for the MBL.
Have you met Christian the Ching Chong? He's the hilarious Chinese guy who loves dumplings, Kung Fu Panda, and wishes he was American, but at only 2 foot 5 inches, he's more suited for a job as a garden gnome than a baseball player.
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when a person cant get enough of that ching chong the only date ching chongs and never go back
guy1: who is she dating now?
guy2: i dont know but is probably another ching chong
guy1: damn shes got the ching chong flu
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The most powerful deity of all of Asia. This god cannot be questioned, for it is the answer.
Ay man, gotta praise Ching Chong Man.
A place for African Americans to purchase hair care products and the like. Usually owned and operated by people of Asian decent.
I gotsta get a new weave tonight. Do you want to come with me to the ching chong store?
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Ching Chong Chinaman went to milk a cow.
Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how.
Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong tit.
Ching Chong Chinaman got covered in shit.
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asian sluts use this when they see a black nigger. they say it to their gay small eyed grandmas so the black nigger runs away from their karate.
Asian Slut - Ching chong cha
Gay grandma - wong li li
black nigger - fuck they gonna whip out their karate
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One who chings his last chong with his Japanese truck
I have a Ford dude, I don’t Ching Chong with Non-American shit like jacks ching chong ass!
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