Body Chowder

Smegma, body cheese, or any other fowl, reeking, ooze collected upon a body from lack of personal hygiene

Guy no.1 “fuck man, what’s that funk?”

Guy no.2 “Todd hasn’t showered in like a week, ya boy’s brewin a mean bowl of body chowder”

chowder-powder

Thick heavy chunky snow typical of New England.

Man, we're out east slogging through chowder-powder when we could have been in Colorado floating on angel dust.

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booty chowder

1) diarrhea 2) male semen discharge after taking it up the poop chute.

1)After I ate at that "B" rated taco shop, I got some mean booty chowder. 2)I took it deep up my rectal cavity only to discover I had bad case of booty chowder afterwards.

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bum chowder

when something unfortunate happens

Dave: Dude, i just fell off my dirt bike..
Jim: Bum Chowder!

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child chowder

Yet another slang term for semen. Child chowder is emitted from the penis during ejaculation.

Yesterday evening, after a few drinks, I escorted your grandmother to my private villa and proceeded in slathering my generous load of child chowder onto her face. She lapped it (the child chowder) up like a pig eating from a feed trough.

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butt chowder

1) The phenomena of a toilet containing the brown powdery remains of feces on the bottom of the bowl.

2) Having diarrhea and leaving a brown soupy substance in the bowl.

1) In Home Alone 2, the bad guy had to stick his head in a toilet containing butt chowder because his head was on fire.

2) Man, I had some nasty butt chowder this morning.

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Kennebunkport chowder

Secretly, sneakily, the male fills his mouth to near bursting with New England Clam Chowder. Then, whilst performing oral on a woman, he simultaneously punches both of his cheeks, thus blowing the clam chowder up the woman's vagina then procedding to eat it

For tonights entree me and michelle are gonna go off and have some fun then i will proceed to give her the kennebunkport chowder

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