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a spinning roundhouse kick to the head
if you keep fucking around i'm gonna give you a chuck norris
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A retarded fundamentalist Christian who thinks that the 2'000 year old piece of shit known as the Bible should be taught in school as fact. Oh, and he's a shit actor
Chuck Norris: Hi, I'm Chuck Norris.
Me: You fucking suck. *roundhouse kicks him in the balls*
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A sexual act during doggystle in which the man or strap-on lesbo steps over and around the receiver's head with the leading leg, followed by a back roundhouse kick to the head with the hind leg, all in one smooth badass motion.
Dude, this bitch ended up bein the freak of the century, so after I came in her ass I gave her the ol' chuck norris for good measure.
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When a women refuses to have sex with you, you round-house kick the bitch upside the head. You then proceed to have sex with her unconscious body.
Dude i put Bonnie in the hospital by giving her the chuck norris. I made up for it by buying her the whole first season of Walker Texas Ranger.
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Chuck Norris is a very talented actress.
Being called Chuck Norris is definently a compliment.
0/\/\f9 n041o u m_mMa 1z 7e}-{ Chuck Norris 4i97!!
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A person that has been given way to much credit, and who has atracted the eyes of many faggots out there! They talk so much abot him, that i think that there is a Chuck Norris bible out there some where! Chuck norris goes by 3 known names...
-Chuck Norris (obviously)
-Walker (comma) Texas Ranger
-God
Hey, how many people did Chuck norris killed this episode? 50? 60?
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Urban Dictionary can't define Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris defines Urban Dictionary.
Chuck Norris killed two stones with only one bird.
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