When to males get hard and fight each other with their cocks
Hey dude let’s play clash of cocks
1: When two women engage in the act of scissoring.
2: An extreme sexual battle between female clitori.
Girl 1: Hey, wanna go clit clash?!?!
Girl 2: Yeah sounds great!
Kevin: I think there are two girls in the back room clit clashing!
Jacob: ....Shocker!
If I see one more person using the Meganut in clash royale, i will actually commit a mass genocide.
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A super fun game of building and attacking. There is a town hall which is the heart of your village. You train troops, build defenses, upgrade resource buildings, and you have fun. You can also attack(which is like half the game).
Clash of clans can be one of the most addicting games to play.
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A set of code phrases used by closeted gay men to covertly discuss sexual topics
“Clash Royale” refers to sex in general
“2v2” could be either a foursome or a double date depending on the context
“One-crowned” means someone got a hand job. “Two-crowned” means a blowjob. “Three-crowned” means anal sex (it’s sort of like first/second/third base)
“Hog Rider” refers to a bottom (since “hog” is a slang term for a penis). “Prince” is slang for a top (the lance represents the dick)
Gay 1: Hey bro, wanna play some Clash Royale later?
Gay 2: Hell yeah, I’ll bring some lube.
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A website used by try hards in Clash of Clans to call thier attacks prior to each war attack.
In order to be in Clan Wars, you must use Clash Caller or you get kicked.
A threesome with two fat chicks in which the man lays in bed awaiting sex and a battle ensues between the two fat chicks to see who gets his penis first.
Bob: Hey Joe! How was that threesome last night?
Joe: It never happened Bob. The two girls battled to the death in a Clash of the Titans.
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