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A verb, when a female sits on an erect penis and constantly clenches and unclenches using their kegle muscles and no other movement causing ejaculation.
Alex had his hoe do the Santa Claus Clench till he had an extreme orgasm.
Abruptly in the night, Harrison, awoke to his female performing the Santa Claus Clench, soon after falling directly back to the sleep.
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1. the act of a Nordic Person(s) grabbing someones tits
Did you see that Scandinavian viciously grabs that girls tits? that was a brutal "Viking Tit clench"
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For the ones that like to clench. Clench all day long on the 17th of March
Bro nice clench can’t wait for the 17th Because that’s national butt clenching day !
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an asshole. If you look at a dog when they sneeze, you will noticed that their clenched up eye looks very similar to a butthole.
I have had the itchiest clenched dog eye all day; maybe I didn't wipe well enough.
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To mentally evaluate mandems ability and determination to squeeze innit
When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.
Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.
Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.
the act of crossing your legs, clenching your ass cheeks and painfully sucking your excrement back into your anus
i didnt make it to the bathroom and had to do the suckncross clench