Trump Clump

While going for a facial during a sexual act, the intended target is missed and makes birth in the front of the hairline. The partner who has lovingly made such deposit, gently brushes the hair to the side in the fashion of Donald Trump. Leaving a messy pompadour in the front of the hair is the end result.

On Steak and BJ day I gave Cassie that Trump Clump. It was a good day.

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punanni clump

the clumpy discharge from a women's vagina when on a heavy period or really awful yeast infection

My date with Sally went well. That is until we started foolin around. The punanni clump was so thick,unlike anything I had ever witnessed.

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Clump Dump

A really really huge dump.

Man, i was walking home and had to poop, by the time i got to a bathroom it had become a clump dump, so clumpy...

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Clump Pusher

Derogatory colloquialism in Northern England for the "Giver" in a homosexual bum fun relationship.

Who's up for the sore arse this weekend? Are you receiving or are you going to be the clump pusher?

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Clump Paddy

A stupid person, who is always fuckn up

what a clump paddy
Mr.lahey is a clump paddy

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Chocolate clumps

In the area of the anus, where the whole is located, around the hole there are "chocolate clumps" where old, dry, smelly peices of shit have been left to form clumps.

Instead of using chocolate chips on our chips ahoy cookies, we used Jonathans Chocolate clumps.

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Two Bump Clump

What you call an idiot if they can't handle One Pump Chump.

Idiot: NOOOOOOO, DON'T CALL ME ONE PUMP CHUMP!
Ultra-Chad: Alright fine, Two Bump Clump.