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Coca-cola is the Devil's piss.
Coca-cola rots teeth and causes gastric problems.
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When a guy has anal sex with a girl he cums in her butt hole then licks it out. He then spits the cum in the girls mouth, she swashes it around then spits it back in his, then massages her ear with his tongue. Then make sure he gets enough of the cum and spit to eat her out then makes out with her afterwards.
Me and my girlfriend totally just coca-pandad
I just love having erotic coca-pandad
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American company currently killing people in India with its new factory, by draining all local water supplies and dumping polluted residue next to surrounding villages.
Coca-Cola kills people in India. And also turns people into fat bastards.
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1.Christina Aguilera Beverage.
2.Salty soda drink with cocaine in it.
No wonder so many of my friends drink Coca Cola! It all makes sense, now!
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A nasty soda that taste like chalk. A highy crosive soda that can disintegrate a nail, and even a t-bone steak. in a matter of days. Also causes Osteoporose. Also refured to as croke-a-cola, joke-a-cola, and corsive cola.
Man: Give me a coca-cola.
Bar Tender: Here, this is all I've got. *Hands man a Pepsi*
Man: I said coke!
Bar Tender: I said this is all I've got!
Man: what kind of place doesn't have coke?
Bar Tender: Go to McDonalds of you want a god damn coke.
Man: *tries Pepsi* Wow! This is really good. I'll take 2 more please.
Bar Tender: You got it!
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