Cocoa Surprise

when a person shits so hard that their large intestine pops out!

ooh-wee! i just i just pulled a cocoa surprise!

Hot Cocoa

A warm mug of chocolately orgasm

"Hot cocoa is the drink of champions."
"its like warm and tasty and full of dreams"
"Hot cocoa is like warm cholate orgasm in a mug<3"

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Crack Cocoa

A brown substance(preferably cocoa powder), used as a substitute for crack, yet snorted in the same way. It gives the same BUZZ, but is relatively cheaper and gives a new meaning to the term "brown-nosing". Used by the upper class population of Ireland.

"i totally just did a line of crack cocoa off her"

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scrappy-cocoa

a man in the movie meet the zohan with an extremly large boner!
laura marie senter.

laura is my scrappy-cocoa!

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cocoa puff

Is when you put cocaine on top of pot and then smoke it.

your mama cocoa puffo your mama cocoa puffy your mama cocoa puff

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cocoa puffs

fat black girls, the kind you do NOT want to cover in any white liquids.

John: "I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs!!!"
Mike: "Dude, not cool..."

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Cocoa Puffs

A black man's balls.

"Mix your milk with my cocoa puffs, milky, milky cocoa puffs!"

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