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basically, you're gay if you DON'T listen to them.
Me: Awe, man, I love Coldplay. "Fix You" always makes me cry.
Fag: This shit is retarded.
Me: You don't listen to Coldplay?
Fag: Hell no, that's pussy shit.
Me: You're a fucking fag. Coldplay is the shit.
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(adj.) to play an excruciatingly and annoyingly-accurate cover version of a song
They totally coldplayed that Van Halen tune "Running With the Devil", complete with perfectly executed David Lee Roth-style chest howls and scissor kicks.
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When a group of people sit around in the cold, and you play with yourself, and the first person to get an erection in the cold wins.
Chris Martin: Hey what should be the name of our band?
Guy Berryman: (Cupping his balls) I win!
Chris Martin: How about Coldplay?
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A decent band but now over rated
''....and it was all yellow''
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A good band with fresh music back in 2000-2002, but their music style hasnt changed and they havnt grown musically. Over-rated now by lots of clingy fans. They have plenty of talent and work well as a group. But Chris Martin (lead singer) has cocky tendancies and the new album is all the same songs, same tempos, same rhythems. Many bands will explore different genres and cultures of music. Coldplay are just stuck in a cycle these days. Talented, but Milky- White music these days
"Coldplay had some great hits, but now they need to freshen up their style"
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A fairly good band filled with a pretentious lead singer who named his daughter after a fruit.
"You know how I know you're gay... because you like Coldplay." - that guy from that movie about that other guy who didn't get any until he was 40.
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Chilling the body temperature to impersonate a corpse for the purpose of lovemaking.
"I had the hooker sit on a bucket of ice, because I wanted her lady parts to be chilled, I'm into coldplay"
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