Poop collector

the act of taking a poo in someone's mouth while they are passed out.

my friend had way to many beer's so i gave him the poop collector

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Scab Collector

n.
-one who collects scabs
- a major douchebag
- a twat eating shit grinning asshole
- someone who needs to stop talking, now

"it's cold out here, hurry up"

"shut the fuck up sheila. you're such a fuckin' scab collector"

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Revenue Collector

Any police officer that writes traffic tickets. Most communities use revenue collectors and traffic court judges to shakedown motorists for money. It is not about enforcing the law, but collecting revenue for the city or town where the ticket was issued.

The state of Illinois passed the seatbelt law. This law allows revenue collectors to write more traffic tickets thus generating more revenue for there communities.

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Fairy Collector

Noun
Normally a woman (can be a man to I guess) that loves or "collects" homosexual men as friends. A woman would more than likely wind up marry a gay man and maybe have children together (good ol turkey baster) but would still be "allowed" to have their "fun". These women could be heterosexual or homosexual. It is about 50/50. See fag hag.

I collect fairy fag boi's, I sit them up on my selves and when they need it I dust them off and put them back up. I am a fairy collector not only because I collect fairies but because they collect me as well.

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tax collector

1. an asshole
2. a socialist
3. one whose responsibility it is to collect taxes imposed by the government on its citizens
see also tax man

The tax collector came and repossessed my belongings after I payed him only a third of my income.

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graffiti collector

A person who admires and acknowledges and observes graffiti with out actually taking part in the production of graffiti or even the culture.
A graffiti collecting has close ties to the stamp collecting or a bird watching.
a collector may document and catalogue graffiti that has been observed.

"hey man what you doing taking photos of all this graffiti?"
"I'm collecting it I'm a graffiti collector."

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Debt collector

A smooth pimp like myself who makes a lot more money and gets a lot more pussy than you do getting scum to honor their commitments. Very frustrating at times but somebody must keep you fucks in line...

The debt collector finished the call and made another $500 in commission today...Tonight he’s banging yet another girl...

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