College

-A widely accepted and legalized racketeering scheme in which parents and students pay upwards of $30,000 to voluntarily accept extremely leftist propaganda as well as have their, bank accounts, homes and other viable assets regularly forcibly raped after getting it good from a bank or student loan branch.

-There are many highly publicized myths, the most popular being, that there is rampant, uninhibited sex, and a bevy of busty wanton teens and young adult girls just waiting to have sex with any man who’ll have them. In reality, there is rampant sex, but everyone’s not hot, it’s sloppy, the girls are half-dead from booze and drugs, the guys go limp half of the way through and 1 out of ever 3 girls has been slipped something and ends up date-raped.

-The truth of the matter is, college is another form of high school with more ‘freedom’ less restrictions and triple the money paid. Or, more accurately a brainwashing “group” akin to the Manson Family or the Heaven’s Gate Cult.

College can however be a fun and exciting place, mainly for freshman and sophomores who can’t believe there is SO MUCH pot, coke, speed and alcohol readily available and mostly for free.

Twins Jessica & Ashley were given $50,000 each for college upon graduating high school.

Jessica moved to California and bought a house in the Valley outright.

Ashley got into a prestigious college, paid the entire $50K and now only ows Sally Mae $32,000.

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College

Complete, utter, and blissful irresponsability with no consequences except a lower decimal on your transcript.

Max and Andrew are in college

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College

The new high school.

After I get out of college maybe I'll go for some higher education like my doctorate.

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College

A place where lazy fuckers sit on urbandictionary.com all day posing as some guy called norton making fun of the wholehuman race.

What you do at college today dear?

not much but the FBI was after us for some reason or another

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college

An institution that provokes higher learning after secondary education with extracurricular activities made availible to students.

The daily meeting of Pot Smokers/Nymphomaniacs Anonymous will now come to order........

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college

A place to sleep without the comfort of your own bed.

Sleeping in college where you can be heard snoring is never good!

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College

Evil assrape of your time and money, but necessary for a decent career path.

I just graduated college, it took 5 years and im $100 thousand in debt.... WooHoo!

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