Painters cologne

The smell of alcohol on a person who works in the trades. Comes from the assumption most painters are alcoholics. This works for any blue collar worker that drinks heavily

Me: what the hell is taking so long with my painter??

John: why, is he taking a long time?

Me: well, he's been in that one room all afternoon.

John: you should check to see if he's wearing painters cologne.

Me: he did have a couple of drinks at lunch.

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Colón (Pronounced Cologne)

Colón is a sea port on the Caribbean Sea coast of Panama. The city lies near the Atlantic entrance to the Panama Canal. It is capital of Panama's Colón Province and has traditionally been known as Panama's second city. Colón was traditionally located entirely on Manzanillo Island, surrounded by Limon Bay, Manzanillo Bay and the Folks River. Since the disestablishment of the Canal Zone, the city's limits have been redefined to include the former Canal Zone towns of Cristobal, Rainbow City, Margarita, and Coco Solo, as well as the former U.S. Army base of Fort Gulick. Also, is found to be a last name. (Not to be mispronounced & mistaked for the human organ)

"There's a Movie Theater in El Paso, TX Called Colón (Pronounced Cologne)!"

Colón (pronounced Cologne)

Cristóbal Colón is the Spanish name
for Christopher Columbus.

The city of Colón (pronounced Cologne) is named after Christopher Colombus.

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Is that your boy’s cologne?

A saying usually used as an insult to insulate that you engaged in a sexual act with someone’s partner, which is why you smell like their partner’s ( that is a male) cologne. This originated from a line said by YouTube vlogger Tessa Brooks in Jake Paul’s song, “ It’s everyday bro”

Tiffany: You’re so ugly! You’ll never get a boyfriend
Brittany: Do you smell that on my shirt? Is that your boy’s cologne?

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Shower Cologne Boy

A Superhero. When a boy is fresh out of the shower and proceeds to lather himself in cologne. Super power: Can make any girl's panties drop.

Jessica: Katie, why did your panties drop?
Katie: I just got a whiff of Shower Cologne Boy.

Dutch Boy Cologne

When wearing lots of clothes you fart, and when you smell the fart begin to chimneys up throught your shirt collar you kindly ask someone to smell your dutch boy cologne.

Jonas asked me to smell his dutch boy cologne and it smelled alot like ass

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is that ur boys cologne

Something that Tessa Brooks said in Jake Paul's its everyday bro song

Yeah I smell good is that ur boys cologne

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