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An Indiana resident that didn't like the Indianapolis Colts until Peyton Manning and his 5 foot widows peak stepped into the RCA Dome and took them to the playoffs his second year. More or less they couldn't tell you who was the quarterback before him or what year the team moved to Indy. In other words a retard of a bandwagon jumper.
Fan#1: Didn't you like the Lions?
Fan#2: No man, the Colts have always been my team.
Fan#1: Who was the quarterback back in '96?
Fan#2: Jim Sorgi?
Fan#1: You're a total Colts Bitch
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former Baltimore Colts of Johnny U; went to Indy in 1981 in the middle of the night; sucked for many years; now good w/ Manning and Harrison
The Colts haven't won a Super Bowl since 1971
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An NFL team that dismantled the piece-of-shit denver broncos in the 2004 playoffs (41-10). The broncos suck and will never, ever, be a credible NFL team. shannahan is a bitch.
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A BEAUTIFUL ass man who deserves the world. He's such a great brother to Falco.
He deserves so much hype and love and you can't change my mind!!!
Colt Grice deserves the world, even my life!
The Jr Colts or the "Flint Michigan Tropics" are the single best basketball team that isnt in the nba. Compared to the Miami Heat or LA Lakers at times. Following a great 2-11 record last year are looking to win it all this upcoming season. With star Forward Cody Schapansky leading the way for his team after averaging about 25 points and 15 rebounds a game.
Tom: Look at that great group of winners! Their just straight up beauty's.
Sally: Oh yeah those are the Jr Colts!
Tom: Who the hell are those hungover badasses playing basketball players.
Joe: It's the tropics!
An NFL franchise that has been based in Indianapolis, Indiana since relocating from Baltimore, Maryland in the dead of night in 1984. They've had a roller coaster ride since arriving in Indianapolis but won the 2007 Super Bowl under the leadership of Payton Manning. Represent the AFC South Conference. Known for generally bad defense, but are currently a very dangerous team that can beat the shit out of opponents when badmouthed.
The Indianapolis Colts are known for winnning many come-from-behind games when they improve their often lackluster defense.
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*A name for a type of alcoholic beverage. The '.' before '45' may actually be absent, but I wouldn't know because I don't drink off my ass and know every name for every alchy out there.
*The nickname for the Colt M1911A1, a semiauto, 7-round, .45ACP handgun.
"You gotta drink plenty of fluids like Colt .45 malt liquor y'see!!"
-Bill Cosby.....no, he didn't really say this; it's something my older brother made up, and is a rip on what Bill Cosby said to a little girl in bed with the flu
"The Colt .45 is my most favorite handgun, or one of my most faves. It's almost one hundred years old and it would be cool to own one. ^_^ other than that it's really a powerful handgun!"
-me
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